MANIFESTO

One day a man walked to his office and on his way he ran into another man who just bought a Polish baguette and was now on his way home.

And that was all.

Daniil Charms

Polish baguettes are the worst baguettes in the whole wide world:

- they are brown

- they smell

- their long shape is too long

- brown is the ugliest color

- smelling pollutes the nose

- with anything that is too long you are likely to hit people

The Awakening of The Bride

Arrival of the procession. Shouting

Get up! Guitars made out of old hats.

A dog dancing with her fiancé.

Erik Satie

Dogs are the most hideous animals:

- they are brown

- they smell

- when dancing with a human, their shape is too long

- brown is the ugliest color

- smelling pollutes the nose

-with anything that is too long you are likely to hit people